welcome

Hi welcome to my blog.

I have started writing about my attempts at ruling the world at my website taking-over-the-world.0catch.com but I thought I should move my journal here at Blogger. for the easier format.


for the new people I will repost everything that was in my old site.


the old stuff:

Journal To World Domination

I have decided to write down my attempts of ruling the world.

Since at the moment I don’t have the money for all the cool things like an army of henchmen, cool weapons, giant monsters, world destroying UFOs, and other villainous things. This blog will be about me practicing the skills I will need when I get to a point of trying to take over the world and a few low budget things I’m doing to try and be your global monarch.

Jan 25

I've been messing around with an old chemistry for the last few weeks. I'm looking for a why to cause rapid gene mutations.

I was lucky enough to be able and drop something into a pregnet women in brazil food. a few weeks ago.

Jan 06 2005

All my attempts of getting plutonium have fallen by the way side with out the need money to pay the Russian mob. Which stop my plans for ringing in the new year. So in the mean time I have been using my videogame missile launcher to shoot out that WMCA Elmo dolls.

On my first test I accidentally sent an Elmo missile into my neighbors house. I ended up killing his 90 year old grandfather. Having a Muppet signing a remix of the village people’s song shoot up your arse is defiantly not the way to go out.

I’ve been firing toys at a number of sites all day. Military bases, satellites, city halls and palaces mostly. Form what I can gather I have only caused minimal damage but I have also caused a great deal of confusion. Which may leave an opening to over turn a government or two.

DEC 30

Ok I rigged all the X-boxes, PS2s and Gamecubes that I got this X-mas into a big computer matrix. With a few hacks to the systems software and few added pieces I have turned these games systems into a missile launching and targeting system. I have set so when the missiles are calculated to hit their targets the controllers will vibrate. Now if I can only get my hands on some plutonium.

Dec 28 2004

None of my items have sold on ebay yet. But there still plenty of time.

On the news they are covering my crime spree. The news is saying that what I did was an attack of terrorism because it has been reported that a bearded man in a strange hat was seen breaking into peoples homes. So now homeland security is saying this was an attack by Al-Quada because they hate are freedom and holiday merriment.

I just remembered that I while back I heard that the xbox has the same amount of computer processing power as NASA had when they first sent a man into space and many nuclear missile launchers. So I’m trying to figure a way to use all these X-boxes that I have laying around to make a super weapon.

Dec 26 04


ok really early this Christmas morning I started breaking in peoples homes and stilling kids Christmas presents. I took everything, toys, stockings, decorations and even Christmas trees. I ganked it all. I wore a Santa suit just in case any of the kids woke up early and tried to peak at their presents.

Luckily I didn’t run into too many kids, just a little girl. When little Mary-sue asked me “Santa what are you doing?” I replied “I…uh…I’m…er…”

I couldn’t think of anything to say to this sweet little girl. Here eyes where so big and full of wonderment that I began to feel a deep shame about what I was doing. So I put down the bags, looked her in the eyes and said “I’m…I’m just stealing Christmas you little brat!” I then rammed her up the chimney, grabbed the bags and got out of there.

I figure I can get a nice chunk of change if I sell this crap on ebay

Dec 24 04


I practiced my villainous laugh in the mirror for three hours today. People don’t know how hard it is to get a evil chuckle down just right. You have to get a nice deep breath making sure you inhale a large amount of air and then releasing this air form your diaphragm in a long load laugh. Personal sides note I have found that best dark haunting giggles come when you also place your hands on the sides of your hips.

While watching a movie last night I came up with a great plan to get funding for my dream job as world dictator. I’ll talk about it after Christmas.