Obamania wont be the only thing taking over the world
I know you haven’t heard from me for sometime but that is for a very good reason. For the last year or so I have been putting things in place to rig the election of the most powerful nation in the world.
I have spent years grooming the perfect agent to take the office of President of the United States of America. I have made a person that is handsome enough to woo the ladies but not so good looking that he makes the guy feel uncomfortable. I have also giving this artificial human being the perfect back story that well touch upon the heart strings of most American, something that goes to the core of many of the ideals we hold (or say we hold) in this country.
That’s Barak Obama is part of my plan to take over the world and if he wins most of the elections to day, you may call me high-ruler.
Because if everything goes as planned next January when Obama takes office he will rip of his mask and reveal that he is a 6 ft Sea Monkey. And via this proxy I will have control of both the most powerful army in the world but also one of the most powerful media industry.
With those two things in my hand the rest of the world should fall very easily. I mean has powerful as America’s army is we will whip out any other army that stands in our way and I am sure there is no way a rage tag group of guerrilla fighters will give us any trouble.
So remember kids go out and vote and vote Obama or else.
I have spent years grooming the perfect agent to take the office of President of the United States of America. I have made a person that is handsome enough to woo the ladies but not so good looking that he makes the guy feel uncomfortable. I have also giving this artificial human being the perfect back story that well touch upon the heart strings of most American, something that goes to the core of many of the ideals we hold (or say we hold) in this country.
That’s Barak Obama is part of my plan to take over the world and if he wins most of the elections to day, you may call me high-ruler.
Because if everything goes as planned next January when Obama takes office he will rip of his mask and reveal that he is a 6 ft Sea Monkey. And via this proxy I will have control of both the most powerful army in the world but also one of the most powerful media industry.
With those two things in my hand the rest of the world should fall very easily. I mean has powerful as America’s army is we will whip out any other army that stands in our way and I am sure there is no way a rage tag group of guerrilla fighters will give us any trouble.
So remember kids go out and vote and vote Obama or else.
posted by Martin at 12:31 PM
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