Turkey day uprising

We'll my recent plans of taking over the world have gone up in smoke again. I figured with Thinksgiving coming up there will be a lot of angry and fearful Turkeys ready to fight for their lives. So I flew to where I thought I could find a lot of turkeys looked at a globe and figured Turkey.

When I got there I was chocked I found this country has an army. Great I thought then I wont have train them. I was shocked to learn that the army was full of people and not one turkey in sight. When I asked about this the general I was talking to wasn't amused and took great offense to my statement. It seems that I made a mistake that a lot of people make and the Turks aren't to happy with that fact.

But they do find it funny to have people that make this mistake spend a night in a Turkish jail.